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The other night, I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight..... promise!! Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized my wife would probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. The next morning, my wife asked me what time I got in and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't even seem disturbed at all! Whew..........! Got away with that one! She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said 'Oh Shit', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."
Contributed by : Shradha Agrawal	Back to List