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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "MTv, Star Moves, Channel-V and the Cartoon Network!" There was a little boy who wanted to know the alphabet. He went to his teacher and said "Teacher, teach me the alphabet, but make it quick 'cause I have to go to the bathroom. "Okay," she said. "Recite the alphabet, please." (read this part carefully) "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ," "where's the "P" asks the teacher. "running down my leg," answers the boy. Three guys walk into a room for a job interview. The man that is giving the interview has no ears. When the first man is called in the interviewer says, "This job is going to require observations. Make an observation about me." So the man says, "You don't have any ears." The interviewer say, "GET OUT!" Then the second man walks in and the same thing happens. When the third guy makes his observation he says, "you wear contacts." The interviewer says, "WOW! How did you know?" "Because you don't have any ears to hold up your glasses." The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?" After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone." During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of various acids. "Now I'm dropping this silver coin into this glass of acid. Will it dissolve?" "No, sir," a student called out. "No?" queried the professor. "Perhaps you can explain why the silver coin won't dissolve." "Because if it would, you wouldn't have dropped it in." Teacher : How old is your father ? Boy : As old as me. Teacher : How can that be ? Boy : He became a father only when I was born. Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field. Teacher : How ? Student : Ladies first. An absent-minded Student went to see a psychiatrist. 'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.' 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist. 'How long has what been going on?' said the man. The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged, will you give me a ring?" "Sure, " replied her lover "What's your phone number?" First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?
Contributed by : Khushboo Modi	Back to List