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A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever." The guy says 'thanks for the warning' A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone" Definition of a Gynecologist: Someone who looks for problems where others look for pleasure!!! Man to wife on wedding night-"Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with? "Of course honey,I stayed awake with all the others!' SARDAR TO A GIRL- Sunitha I want to marry you. SUNITHA - But I'm a year older than you SARDAR - Koi Baat Nahin! I'll marry you next year! WHAT DID GOD SAY WHEN HE CREATED THE FIRST NEGRO. SHIT I BURNT ONE.... Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.? Because people started licking the wrong side A boy asked Airtel Girl:What is ur speciality? Airtel Girl: Night time incoming free!! Doctor to his lady patient:' U look so weak and exhausted! Are u having ur meals three times a day as I advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day!! Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho, prerna ho, hawana ho, Kalpna ho! Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit ho, rakesh ho! And the Best: A sardar kid beaten on the ass by his teacher, goes home, looks at his back n the mirror and says: "Saale ne maar maar ke doh tukde kar diya!!"
Contributed by : Shradha Agrawal	Back to List