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One Bengali is a poet. Two Bengalis is a film society Three Bengalis is a political party Four Bengalis is two political parties Tamil Brahmin One Tam-Brahm is a priest at the Vardaraja Perumal temple Two Tam-Brahms is a maths tuition class Three Tam-Brahms is a queue outside the U.S. Consulate at 4 a.m. Four Tam-Brahms is a St.Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his brother Twinky Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one Tam-Brahm or one Bengali One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad Three Biharis is a caste killing squad Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna Kerala Malayalee One Mallu is a coconut stall Two Mallus is a boat race Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket Four Mallus is an oil slick One UP bhaiyya is a milkman Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UP assembly Four UP bhaiyyas is a mosque-destruction squad (Allah be praised!!) One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay train Three Gujjus is a Rs. 10-crore sprocket manufacturing business Four Gujjus is an all-night dandia-raas session One Andhraite is a chilli farmer Two Andhraites is a software company in New Jersey Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit Four Andhraites is a song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie One Kashmiri is a carpet salesman Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory Three Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit Four Kashmiris is a shoot-at-sight order One Bombayite is a footpath vada-pau stall Two Bombayites is a film studio Three Bombayites is a slum Four Bombayites is the number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour One Sindhi is a currency racket Two Sindhis is a papad factory Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop Four Sindhis is the Hong Kong Retail Traders Association One U.S. Desi is a software guy Two U.S. Desis is a lunch group at work Three U.S. Desis is a bitching session about the U.S. Four U.S. Desis is four software guys, heating tamarind rice in the office microwave, cooked that morning, in their shared one bedroom apartment, and bitching about life in the U.S.
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