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CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Month

PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing

SCSI: System Can’t See It

MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

DOS: Defunct Operating System

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too

PnP: Plug and Pray

IBM: I Blame Microsoft

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

CA: Constant Acquisitions

COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

LIPS: Lost of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses

MACINTOSH: Most Application Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

AAAAA: American Associations Against Acronym Abuse

WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See IS What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.
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