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Q : How many men does it take to please a woman? A : Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep. Q : How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A : Who cares, let her work in the dark Q : Why did God invent lesbians? A : So feminists wouldn't breed. Q : Why did the woman cross the road? A : That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen? Q : What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? A : Kick her in the butt Q : How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb? A : 4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group. Q : How many women does it take to change a light bulb? A : 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it.. Q : What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A : A battery has a positive side. Q : Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A : He died laughing before he could tell anybody. Q : Why do men pass gas more than women? A : Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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