Glorious Ways to Propose and their replies	Home
1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips. Reply : I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do! 2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together. Reply : So, how many times did you fail kinder garten? 3.Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALLday long. Reply : Yes, they are. I've been running away from you! 4. Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven. Reply : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway? 5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again? Reply : Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking! 6. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle. Reply : What are you on? Crack or cocaine? 7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes. Reply : (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would enough) 8.You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good. Reply : You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure you of a place! 9. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen. Reply : So, that's your problem.. simple algebra!
Contributed by : Ritu Agrawal	Back to List